Why did the pimp cross the lawn?

To get to the hoes.

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Hoe Jokes More Hoe Jokes

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause?

With Santa it is only three hoes and he's done.

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink?

Gravi-tea!

Pimp Jokes More Pimp Jokes

Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for Halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

What's the difference between Santa and a pimp?

Santa has just 3 Ho's...

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn?

Paint one of them black the others will move away.

What is the thing called that irrigates your lawn?

A garden Jose.