What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause?

With Santa it is only three hoes and he's done.

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What's the difference......between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

What's the difference between me and a cardboard box?

A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside.

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Why does Santa give better presents to rich kids?

Because poor kids have behavioural problems! *rimshot*

Where does Santa get presents for bad kids?

Kohl's.

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What do ladies-of-the-night do when in their garden?

They hoe it.

What do Nicki Minaj and Santa have in common?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

Why does Tiger Woods make the best milkshakes?

He uses the best ingredients.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause?

With Santa it is only three hoes and he's done.

Why can Saint Nicolas never be prosecuted?

Because of the Santa Clause