March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What is the thing called that irrigates your lawn?

A garden Jose.

Previous Random Joke Next

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing.

Jose Jokes More Jose Jokes

What did the Mexican fire chief call his two sons?

Jose and josB (Hose A &amp Hose B)

How can the National Anthem be racist if?

The first words are, " Jose can you see "

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

What do pink flamingos have on their front lawns?

Plastic Italians.

What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue