What is the thing called that irrigates your lawn?

A garden Jose.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Whats the last thing you want to hear before you go to sleep?

Zippity Bop, Puddin' pop!

Why did the firefly keep stealing things?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit!

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How would the Mexican Star-Spangled Banner begin?

Jose can you see

What do you call a Mexican that won't get on a scale?

A no weigh Jose.

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.

What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.