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What is the thing called that irrigates your lawn?

A garden Jose.

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What is a Freudian slip?

A Freudian slip is when someone says one thing when thinking of amother.

What's the last thing you want to hear when you're blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson.

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What did the Mexican fireman name his 2 children?

Jose and Hose B

What did the Mexican fire chief call his two sons?

Jose and josB (Hose A &amp Hose B)

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What is the thing called that irrigates your lawn?

A garden Jose.

What does Mozart put on his front lawn?

Metrognomes