Why are cops so bad at pool?

Because they can't resist hitting the black ball.

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What's the difference between a refreshing beverage and an angry dragon?

One hits the spot...

What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?

When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

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What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

What do you call it when two cops dance?

Pork Grinds

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

How do you get a bunch of Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Say "Get out of the pool."

What did Jeffery Dahmer yell when he jumped in the pool?

CANNIBAL!!!

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

Why can't liquids with high viscosity get insurance?

They resist Flo.

Why are all comic book readers drug addicts?

They just can't resist the heroine.

Black Ball Jokes More Black Ball Jokes

Why are cops so bad at pool?

Because they can't resist hitting the black ball.

Why does the KKK hate bowling?

Because a black ball knocks over white pins with red necks.