Why are all comic book readers drug addicts?

They just can't resist the heroine.

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Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

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What is Wonder Woman's favorite drug?

Heroine.

What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.