How do you get a bunch of Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Say "Get out of the pool."

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How do you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool.

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!

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Why shouldn't Canadian adults laugh at children who believe in the Easter Bunny?

Because most of them still believe in Justin Trudeau

How do you get 50 Canadians out of the swimming pool?

Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."

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What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?

Fowl play!

What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

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What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool?

Please Get Out The Pool