How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool?

Please Get Out The Pool

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Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexadecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A.

What do you say when a Canadian won't listen to you?

He'll have Nunavut

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How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

Who cares!

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What do you call a pool full of details?

The specific ocean.

Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....