How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hippies don't screw in lightbulbs they screw in dirty sleeping bags.

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How many menstruating women does it take to change a lightbulb?

That's not funny.

How many lead guitarists does it take to change lightbulb?

One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.

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How Many Muslim Women Does it Take to Screw In a Light Bulb?

Silly, Muslim Women aren't allowed to screw in light bulbs.

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Irrelevant, you will be assimilated!

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Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man.