Silly, Muslim Women aren't allowed to screw in light bulbs.
None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.
Who cares, because How Can Light Be Real If Our Eyes Arent Real?
A cantelope
Stone.
To get to the other side!
There can be only one.
One blows up kids, the other gets blown by them.
A microwave doesn't blow up every time the timer goes off.
Fabric softener.
