What's the difference between a microwave and a Muslim?

A microwave doesn't blow up every time the timer goes off.

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What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

What's the difference between Olive Garden and Reddit?

At Olive Garden the servers actually work.

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Why did the sweet toothed scientist blow up his monkey?

He wanted some Rhesus pieces.

Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes?

Because at 69 they blow a rod.

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How long does it take To microwave a baby?

I'm too busy jerking of to watch a timer.

What sound does a baby make when you put it in a microwave?

I don't know....I was too busy masterbating.

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Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with?

Haram bea

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What's the difference between a microwave and a Muslim?

A microwave doesn't blow up every time the timer goes off.

Why did the traitor wear two watches?

Because he's a two timer.