How long does it take To microwave a baby?

I'm too busy jerking of to watch a timer.

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What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?

Four guys watching a baseball game.

What gets bigger every time I watch my neighbor undress in her bedroom window?

The restraining order

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Where do puppies go when they die?

Back into the microwave so I can get in another round.

What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves!

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How many babies can fit in a blender?

Depends how powerful the blender is

What do you call it when a baby tells you off?

A fedis.

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Why did the traitor wear two watches?

Because he's a two timer.

What's the difference between a microwave and a Muslim?

A microwave doesn't blow up every time the timer goes off.