What's a good gift for someone who has everything?

Meth. Next year they'll have nothing it'll be easier.

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What is the difference between pink and purple?

About forty years.

Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

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What do you call it when you spill meth into your cake mix?

Baking Bad

Why do people get addicted to meth?

Because they didn't think of the aftermeth.

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What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary?

Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).

What's a good gift for someone who has everything?

Meth. Next year they'll have nothing it'll be easier.