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How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.

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Drug Dealer Jokes More Drug Dealer Jokes

What does the drug dealer make sure to do?

Weed out only the best suppliers

Why did the undercover cop throw a wasp nest at the drug dealer?

It was a sting operation.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest

What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

How do you test a saltshaker?

You call in a redditor.

Why do Asian parents give their children short names?

More time on tests.

Rug Jokes More Rug Jokes

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

Tape Lean Jokes More Tape Lean Jokes

How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.

Where were you on the night of the 5th?

Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."