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How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.

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Drug Dealer Jokes More Drug Dealer Jokes

Why did the undercover cop throw a wasp nest at the drug dealer?

It was a sting operation.

Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

Who is it?

Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.

Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

What is mother-approved and child-tested?

Coat-Hanger Abortions

What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test?

They bio-D-grade.

Rug Jokes More Rug Jokes

What's up, girl?

Do you like bad boys kicks rug or good guys fixes rug

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

Tape Lean Jokes More Tape Lean Jokes

Where were you on the night of the 5th?

Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."

How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.