How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.

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Drug Dealer Jokes More Drug Dealer Jokes

What does the drug dealer make sure to do?

Weed out only the best suppliers

What did the guy say to the funny drug dealer?

You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

How do u get a pool table to laugh?

Tickle its balls.

Where were u on the nite of the 5th?

Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

What do you call a pig that has never been tested for an infection?

Uncultured swine.

Why doesn't ISIS Like School?

Because they always bombed their tests.

Rug Jokes More Rug Jokes

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

How does Spongebob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

Tape Lean Jokes More Tape Lean Jokes

Where were you on the night of the 5th?

Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."

How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.