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Where were you on the night of the 5th?

Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."

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Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What drug does the lord use to get work done?

God speed.

What kind of drugs do ducks take?

The snort quack.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

How can you go without sleep for seven days and not be tired?

Sleep at night

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?

He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

What do frogs deal?

Croakaine

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

5th Jokes More 5th Jokes

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH

Where's the 5th?

FG: Cinq.

Tape Lean Jokes More Tape Lean Jokes

How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.

Where were you on the night of the 5th?

Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."