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Where were you on the night of the 5th?

Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."

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Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What do you call a joke on drugs?

Highlarious

When will you be bioavailable?

Because you are my drug and I want you in my body...

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!

How does the Addidas executive work through the night?

Three lines

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

What did the mods say when they found me giving Reddit gold to my alt account?

He who smelt it, dealt it.

What do banks and the US government have in common?

They both deal with checks and balances.

5th Jokes More 5th Jokes

Where were you on the night of the 5th?

Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH

Tape Lean Jokes More Tape Lean Jokes

How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.

Where were you on the night of the 5th?

Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."