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Where were you on the night of the 5th?

Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."

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Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What do you call a lizard on drugs?

A mariguana.

What kind of drugs to tumblr users take?

Anti-oppressants.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?

He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

Why do redditors make such good fencers?

They're used to dealing with ripostes.

What do frogs deal?

Croakaine

5th Jokes More 5th Jokes

Where's the 5th?

FG: Cinq.

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH

Tape Lean Jokes More Tape Lean Jokes

Where were you on the night of the 5th?

Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."

How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.