Where were you on the night of the 5th?

Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."

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Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What drug problem?

We get drugs pretty easily!

What do you say to a black guy selling drugs?

What did you think it would be, you racist?

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends?

A Rastapartying

What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

How did the mathematician deal with his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil

How do you deal with radical Islamists?

You square them.

5th Jokes More 5th Jokes

Where's the 5th?

FG: Cinq.

Where were u on the nite of the 5th?

Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.

Tape Lean Jokes More Tape Lean Jokes

Where were you on the night of the 5th?

Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."

How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.