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Where were you on the night of the 5th?

Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."

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Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

Why are fish always on drugs?

They just keep getting hooked.

What does a power ranger say before they do drugs?

It's morphine time!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why was the wife worried that her husband was a light drinker?

Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

How do mathematicians deal with constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

What's the deal with airplane peanuts?

I mean, seriously, are they seeing anyone?

5th Jokes More 5th Jokes

What was Beethoven's favorite food?

BA-NA-NA-NAAA!!!!! (to the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)

Why did yo girl cross the road?

Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.

Tape Lean Jokes More Tape Lean Jokes

How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.

Where were you on the night of the 5th?

Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."