What do you call a 5 year old without any friend?

A Sandy Hook Survivor

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Who ate all the cookies?

5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.

Why couldn't the 5 year old go to the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13.