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What do you call it when you spill meth into your cake mix?

Baking Bad

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Bake Jokes More Bake Jokes

How hot was that oven?

That they baked you in Because you're hotter than a freshly baked Pizza!

Why does the baker bake?

Because he kneads the dough.

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce?

Because it happened in the *past*a.

What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid

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What made the New Mexican sad?

He was out of meth.

Why do people get addicted to meth?

Because they didn't think of the aftermeth.