What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.

Previous Random Joke Next
3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

What is round, heavy, has 3 holes, and is often found in a gutter?

My ex wife.

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

Why didn't you check your speedometer?

Driver: It broke when I hit 100.

How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."

Meth Jokes More Meth Jokes

What do you call it when you spill meth into your cake mix?

Baking Bad

Why do people get addicted to meth?

Because they didn't think of the aftermeth.

100 Leg Jokes More 100 Leg Jokes

What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team?

He took too long to put his boots on!

What goes 99 clonk, 99 clonk, 99 clonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg!