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What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.

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What do you call a cow in an earthquake?

A milkshake What do you call a cow with no legs ground beef What do you call a cow with 3 legs lean beef

How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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What do you call bread from heaven?

100% holy grain

What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill

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What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.

What do you call a group of IT guys that smoke meth?

Geek Squad

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What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.

What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

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What is worse than an alligator with toothache?

A centipede with athlete's foot!

What lies on its back 100 feet in the air?

A centipede