Whats the difference between a Christian and a Muslim?

One blows up kids, the other gets blown by them.

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What is the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman?

Mick Jagger says, "Hey you, get offa' my cloud." A Scotsman says, "Hey McCloud, get offa' my ewe."

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What did the kid who could see dead eskimos say?

Icy dead people!

Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

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Whats white and cant climb trees?

A fridge --

Whats the difference between an environmentalist and a dog sitting in the rain?

Eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging.

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What do terrorists and the American government have in common?

They both blow up people who don't agree with them.

What do "fake news" and isis have in common?

They're blowing up everyone's newsfeed

Christian Jokes More Christian Jokes

What's a Christian's favourite chord progression?

G,Esus.

What do you call Batman if he leaves church?

Christian bail.

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What do you call a trio of Muslims?

The Three Mosqueteers.

Why are Muslims so good at driving at night?

Because that's when they brake fast.