What do terrorists and the American government have in common?

They both blow up people who don't agree with them.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

Why do Americans drink their tea cold?

Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.

Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the most awkward aspect of bar-tending at an internet cafe?

You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.

Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

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How does a mermaid give a man head?

She blows him out of the water

Why did the suicidal air go to the airport?

So he could BLOW it up. Please don't hurt meh.

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?

The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."

What kind of back problem did the terrorist have?

Scoli-isis

Agree Jokes More Agree Jokes

What did Daredevil say after begrudgingly agreeing with The Punisher's brutally honest opinion that he's just a half-measure?

You're such a Frank Castle.

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU