What screams "Allah Akbar" and then smashes your crockery to pieces?

A Daesh washer.

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What's cold and scary?

I-scream!

What screams "Allah Akbar" and then smashes your crockery to pieces?

A Daesh washer.

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Which actor is resting in pieces?

Alan RIPman

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

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What do you do when ISIS attacks?

Make a mad Daesh to a shelter

What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

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What screams "Allah Akbar" and then smashes your crockery to pieces?

A Daesh washer.

What did the hero say during the September 11 attacks?

Allah akbar!

Crockery Jokes More Crockery Jokes

What screams "Allah Akbar" and then smashes your crockery to pieces?

A Daesh washer.

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game?

It was a cup draw!

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon

What do you call one chickpeas smashing another?

Hummuscide... *italics* gentleman bows