What do you do when ISIS attacks?

Make a mad Daesh to a shelter

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What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

What do "fake news" and isis have in common?

They're blowing up everyone's newsfeed

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What's Isis' favorite race?

The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.

How much salt does Jihadi John have on his chips?

Just a Daesh.

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What do you do when ISIS attacks?

Make a mad Daesh to a shelter

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.