How much salt does Jihadi John have on his chips?

Just a Daesh.

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What's red and white and screams when you shake it?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

What do you call someone who likes to rap about salt?

NaCl-more.

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Why did the dorito feel left out?

Cause he didn't chip in!

How does a psychic open a bag of chips?

They Tarot.

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How many muslims does it take to climb a building?

Daesh many.

What's Isis' favorite race?

The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.