How many muslims does it take to climb a building?

Daesh many.

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What went wrong in the Challenger launch?

NASA: have you ever built a space ship Reporter: well no bu- NASA: it's really hard

Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?

You have to hollow out the head.

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What is a Muslim baby's first word?

Revenge!

What do you call a Muslim Girl dating an Agnostic Guy?

For safety purposes, I don't know if I should tell you her name..

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What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!

What did the stupid ghost do?

He used to climb over walls.

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What's Isis' favorite race?

The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.

What is the Islamic State's favorite crime?

The Dine-and-Daesh.