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What is a Muslim baby's first word?

Revenge!

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What does a Muslim magician say before his trick?

Araba-cadabra

What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

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What was Lenin's favourite film?

Tsar Wars episode III: Revenge of the scythe.

Why is revenge a dish best served cold?

Because it's just-ice