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What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

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How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday?

They bring flowers to his grave.

What do Disney movies and coathangers have in common?

They can both bring out the child from within.

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What famous hotel chain do muslims prefer when travelling on religious holidays?

Ramadamadan.

What do you call a Muslim Girl dating an Agnostic Guy?

For safety purposes, I don't know if I should tell you her name..

Falafel Jokes More Falafel Jokes

What does an injured gyro say?

I falafel.

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

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How does NASA throw a holiday party?

They planet.

What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

Hummus Jokes More Hummus Jokes

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.