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What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

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When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

Instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

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What does a Muslim magician say before his trick?

Araba-cadabra

How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces?

Fabric softener.

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Why don't I enjoy certain middle eastern food?

Because it just makes me falafel.

What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

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What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

How does NASA throw a holiday party?

They planet.

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Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.