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What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

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How do you get a Mormon to not drink all of your beer on a fishing trip?

Bring two Mormons.

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

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Why are Muslim countries are banning PokemonGo?

Because Allah likes digimon

Where can Sihks and Muslims buy headwear?

Turban Outfitters.

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What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

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What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

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What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)