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What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

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Who was the best actor in the Bible?

Samson he brought the house down!

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He used a Luigi Board.

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Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

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A Muslim

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What did the sick gyro say to the other gyro?

I falafel.

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I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

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What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

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What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

How much hummus did the anorexic girl order?

A tahini bit.