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What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

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Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

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The referee said he wanted a clean fight.

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What does the Muslim ghost say?

Boom.

Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

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What does an injured gyro say?

I falafel.

What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

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What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

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Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.