What's red and white and screams when you shake it?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of sugar and a dead baby?

I don't use sugar in my signature cookies.

What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

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What is brown and screams?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.

What's the difference between a moan and a scream?

About 3 inches

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What do you call a dance party in Colorado?

Shake 'n Bake.

How does Michael J. Fox deal with his Parkinson's disease?

He just shakes it off.

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

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What's red and loud?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

What's purple and sequels?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals