What's red and loud?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

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What's the best thing about portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!

How does a psychic open a bag of chips?

They Tarot.

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What did the scientist say after attacking his colleague with sodium chloride?

That's a salt!

What did the stoner drop when he listened to dubstep?

Salt.

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What's red and white and screams when you shake it?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

What's purple and sequels?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals