What's purple and sequels?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals

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How does a psychic open a bag of chips?

They Tarot.

What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

What did the stoner drop when he listened to dubstep?

Salt.

What did NaCl go to prison for?

A-salt

Skin Baby Jokes More Skin Baby Jokes

What's red and loud?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

What's purple and sequels?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals

Squeal Jokes More Squeal Jokes

What's purple and sequels?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals

Why should you never take a pig out on a date?

She might squeal on you.