What's the difference between a bag of sugar and a dead baby?

I don't use sugar in my signature cookies.

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Whats the difference between an Audi and a porcupine?

With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside

What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

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How do you call a black guy that uses testosterone boosters?

Testostyrone.

What does Batman use to wash his hair?

Conditioner Gordon.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What do you call a bag that never approaches anything?

An asymp-tote*

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How did the dead baby get across the road?

Me: How Her: It was stapled to the chicken. Me: .....

What's the difference between a redwood and a dead baby?

A redwood won't fit in a wood chipper.

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Why sugars are very unhappy these days?

It is sweet but still is not getting added do any thing!

What are some products of the West Indies?

Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.