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What's the difference between a bag of sugar and a dead baby?

I don't use sugar in my signature cookies.

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What's the difference between a stoat and a weasel?

One is weasily recognised and the other is stoatally different

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You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.

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My Dad:We used to keep useless information to ourselves.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a 10g of cocaine?

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What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and Ferrari?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

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Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

What did they call the sugar that went to space?

Intergalactose