What did the cannibal who was late to the dinner party get?

The left-ovaries.

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What is a Cannibal?

Someone who is fed up with people.

What did the cannibal say to his victim before they went for a long walk?

You're gonna be pooped after this.

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What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?

Formaldehyde

What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party?

The cold shoulder.