What did the cannibal say to his victim before they went for a long walk?

You're gonna be pooped after this.

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What did Jeffery Dahmer yell when he jumped in the pool?

CANNIBAL!!!

Why don't cannibals like clowns?

They taste funny!

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The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

How did the roman cannibal feel about his victim?

He was glad he ate her.

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What is simultaneously the best and sh*ttiest way to start your day?

Pooping

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Run around until you get pooped out.

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What did the cannibal say to his victim before they went for a long walk?

You're gonna be pooped after this.

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.