What do you do if an elephant swallows you whole?

Run around until you get pooped out.

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Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What is the difference between love and lust?

Spiiting and swallowing.

Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

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What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

Poope Jokes More Poope Jokes

Why does pooping get more intense while you're listening to music?

Because it's logarythmic.

What is simultaneously the best and sh*ttiest way to start your day?

Pooping