How do you speak such good English?

I dunno 200 years of colonialism and eurocentric education, how do you know so little history

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What is the opposite of Dominoes?

Domi does not know....

What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

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What language do pigs speak?

Depends on which country they're from.

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

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What did the English man say when he walked in on his wife making love to three men?

Ello, 'ello, 'ello!

Why did the English major break up with the pilot?

Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.

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What's the difference between yogurt and America?

Yogurt could develop a culture after 200 years

What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

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What did she say?

Jim: I dunno. I never listened!

How old is your Grandma?

I dunno but we've had him a long time.