How do you make a cat sounds like a dog?

Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire.!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband right before she got on the Challenger Shuttle?

Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish.

Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?

One good turn deserves another.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Where do cats go to vacation?

Meowi

What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?

Catsup!

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What did the owner of a brownie factory say when his factory caught fire?

I'm getting the fudge outta here!

What are you doing here?

I just got fired from the circus "Oh my" Yeah, the calibration on my cannon was way off. I landed in your pond

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What kind of sounds does Jaimie Foxx make in the bedroom?

No sound at all, the D is silent

When someone says "It is what it is," I reply, "Isn't it?

So we can both sound useless.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

Why is call of duty infinite warfare set in space?

Because nobody liked it on earth.

What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.

Gasoline Jokes More Gasoline Jokes

How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline?

And when did my wife start smoking

Douse Jokes More Douse Jokes

How do you make a cat sounds like a dog?

Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire.!

How do you make a cat go "woof"?

Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!