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What are you doing here?

I just got fired from the circus "Oh my" Yeah, the calibration on my cannon was way off. I landed in your pond

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What does a dancing piece of land in the middle of nowhere?

Plot twisting!

Which way will it fall?

If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land Roosters don't lay eggs

Circus Jokes More Circus Jokes

What works in a circus walks a tightrope and has claws?

An acrocat!

What is another difference between a circus and a whorehouse?

My husband doesn't go to the circus

Pond Jokes More Pond Jokes

How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

What do you get when you cross a pond and a stream?

Wet feet.