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What are you doing here?

I just got fired from the circus "Oh my" Yeah, the calibration on my cannon was way off. I landed in your pond

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

Why do scuba divers fall off the boat backwards?

Because is they fell forward they'd land in the boat.

What did the pints say upon landing on Planet Metric?

Take us to your liter.

Circus Jokes More Circus Jokes

What's the difference between the strippers and the circus?

The circus has a cunning array of stunts.

What is the difference between a brothel and a circus?

One is an array of cunning stunts!

Pond Jokes More Pond Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pond and a stream?

Wet feet.

What do you get if you cross a pond with snowshoes?

Wet.