What are you doing here?

I just got fired from the circus "Oh my" Yeah, the calibration on my cannon was way off. I landed in your pond

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What you call it?

Takes back mixtape* FIRE!

How many calories does heartache burn?

Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What's the oldest red wine in America?

Give us back our land!

Why is the sea salty?

Because the land does not wave back.

Circus Jokes More Circus Jokes

What is the difference between a brothel and a circus?

One is an array of cunning stunts!

What do you call an elephant the circus no longer needs?

Irrelephant.

Pond Jokes More Pond Jokes

How does a duck swim from one side of the pond to the other?

Very Quackly

How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.