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What are you doing here?

I just got fired from the circus "Oh my" Yeah, the calibration on my cannon was way off. I landed in your pond

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

What's bright, red and orange and looks good on hippies?

Fire.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.

What is the oldest red wine?

They took our Land!

Circus Jokes More Circus Jokes

What works in a circus walks a tightrope and has claws?

An acrocat!

What's the difference between Congress and a circus?

One is a Cunning array of Stunts...

Pond Jokes More Pond Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pond and a stream?

Wet feet.

How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.