What do you call a republican fashion director?

Clothed minded

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What do I think about my toes?

They couldn't be further from my mind.

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

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What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

Why do I wash my clothes in TIDE?

Because it's too cold out-tide.

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What's the difference between a republican and a democrat?

How much damage can their Weiner make...

How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they're all screwed.