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What do you call a Republican fashion director?

Clothed minded

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Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

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What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

What do rappers use to wash their clothes?

BLEEE-AAAACH!

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Why do Republicans hate lotion?

Because the directions say to apply it liberally.

How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.