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What do you call a Republican fashion director?

Clothed minded

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What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!

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What did Michael Jackson have in common with Target?

Boys clothes half off.

How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

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Why Republicans cannot swim as freely as they want?

Dems!

Why did the Republican get a sunburn?

Because the sunscreen instructed to apply liberally and he was unwilling to compromise.