Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!
Because now they too have a day to light fireworks on!
You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!
Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"
Because it wasn't feline well
Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.
Olive Oil.
Paraffin and matches.
Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)
Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire.!
