Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)
Your resume is a stick figure and a poorly drawn igloo "It's a cat actually"
None. Just a couple of youtube cat videos.
Because it blew up.
He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.
I just want some really hillarious jokes, preferably long ones
Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)
Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her
Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove
Paraffin and matches.
She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.
Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions
Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!
You're an eight.
Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"
