How many cats does it take for a woman to qualify as a "crazy cat lady?

None. Just a couple of youtube cat videos.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why did the cat cross the road?

Because curiousity was on the other side

What language do cats speak?

Catonese

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women always sleep on the left side of the bed?

BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!!!

What is the first rule of Womans fight club?

Never tell anyone what are you so mad about

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other?

Binary stars.

Why are men better cooks than women?

Because with a sausage, a couple of eggs, and some cream, a man can keep a woman full for 9 months.

Qualify Jokes More Qualify Jokes

Why didn't Napoleon qualify for the urgent marrow transplant?

They couldn't get his bonepart

What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*