Why do women always sleep on the left side of the bed?

BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!!!

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don't worry, I've got you covered.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What's the difference between a waitress and your mom?

A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.

Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How many ladies have you slept with?

She said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10 " She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..." I said, "Zero."

What do you get if 2 black men sleep in a sleeping bag?

A twix bar

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman who rents out hot dogs?

Lisa Frank

What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

Right Jokes More Right Jokes

Why does Beyonce sing "To the left, to the left?

Because black people have no rights

What does it mean when a pedestrian has the right of way?

When you see a pedestrian, youve got to get them, right away