Why are men better cooks than women?

Because with a sausage, a couple of eggs, and some cream, a man can keep a woman full for 9 months.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why was the egg late for work?

It ova slept.

Where do socialist birds lay their eggs?

In a communest (pls

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man say while holding a square shaped clock?

I'm holding Time Square!

What do you give to a man who has everything?

Penicillin

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do bears and women from Arkansas have in common?

They can't stop licking their paws.

Why are hangovers better than women?

Hangovers go away!

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

Why are men better cooks than women?

Because with a sausage, a couple of eggs, and some cream, a man can keep a woman full for 9 months.

What do they do with Tickle-Me-Elmo's before he leaves the factory?

Give him a couple of test-tickles.

Sausage Jokes More Sausage Jokes

What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

What do you say to a naked pig?

I never sausage a body.

9 Month Jokes More 9 Month Jokes

How long do black women need to bring the garbage out?

About 9 month.

Why are men afraid of the world?

They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.

Cream Jokes More Cream Jokes

What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.

Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!