What do you call someone who was born in a camper?

A son of a hitch!

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What did the doctor say when a Chinese baby with down syndrome was born?

Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

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Who's the best Mom ever?

Son: Oprah! Me: Gimme the damn cookies back! Son: See Oprah GIVES, she doesn't take!

What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons?

Jose and Hose "B."

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What do you call someone who was born in a camper?

A son of a hitch!

Why was the camper so focused?

Because he was in-tents

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How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?

He said it goes without a hitch!

What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

A. Wheeeee!!!!!