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Where do socialist birds lay their eggs?

In a communest (pls

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Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Why do chickens sit on their eggs?

Because they don't have chairs.

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What do lawyers do after they die?

They lie still.

How can you tell a lawyer is lying?

Other lawyers look interested.