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Where do socialist birds lay their eggs?

In a communest (pls

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Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!

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What do Volkswagen and a boy going through puberty have in common?

They both lie about their emissions.

What is blue and lies by the seabed?

Probably not a planned child.