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Where do socialist birds lay their eggs?

In a communest (pls

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Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What do you call the first sperm that reaches the egg?

The ova achiever

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What lies in a pram and wobbles?

A jelly baby.

What do you want for your birthday?

Me: You could get me a "world's best dad" mug. 4: You told me not to lie.