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What do you give to a man who has everything?

Penicillin

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What's up, punk?

Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."

Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

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What do you give a girl that has everything?

Penicillin

How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?

Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.