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How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?

Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

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What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve?

I haven't seen you for a year!

Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke?

I don't know you tell me.

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Why was the topologist confident about performing a vasectomy?

Because open balls are in his neighborhood

How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?

Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

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Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

What's the definition of a good actor?

Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.

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What do you call that part of the pharmacy where they keep the condoms, birth-control pills, etc.?

The Contrasection.

How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?

Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

Penicillin Jokes More Penicillin Jokes

What do you give the guy who has everything?

Penicillin

What do you give a girl that has everything?

Penicillin