Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:
A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.
Because open balls are in his neighborhood
Because he's a fun guy.
Maths teachers, they make everybody count.
The Contrasection.
To loot the pharmacy on the other side
Penicillin.
