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What's a homophobic child's worst nightmare?

A monster coming out of the closet

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Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

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What's the funniest thing you can find in a closet?

Robin Williams

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?

Hide and Go Seek Champion, 1973.

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How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.