March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What's a homophobic child's worst nightmare?

A monster coming out of the closet

Previous Random Joke Next

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did the Invisible Man's mom say after he came out as invisible?

I can't even look at you anymore!

What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

Closet Jokes More Closet Jokes

What's a homophobic child's worst nightmare?

A monster coming out of the closet

What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.