What's a homophobic child's worst nightmare?

A monster coming out of the closet

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Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.

What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.

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What makes you say that, Tim?

Well, you're standing naked in my closet...

What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

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What did the monster say to his psychiatrist?

I feel abominable.'

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.