What's a homophobic child's worst nightmare?

A monster coming out of the closet

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Who came up with hugs?

The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."

How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

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What does the janitor keep in the closet?

SUPPLIES!

What are you hiding in there?

Nuthin Vin Diesel noises from closet M: Is Vin Diesel in there -...yes Vin Diesel: from closet No.

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How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.