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What kind of sounds does Jaimie Foxx make in the bedroom?

No sound at all, the D is silent

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Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What's brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung

When an avocado and a duck mate, what sound does the offspring make?

Guac!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of drugs to frogs take?

Methamphibians.

What kind of dog is this?

Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"

D Jokes More D Jokes

What "D" (dimension) should Marilyn Monroe's movies always be shown in?

Blon-D

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

Bedroom Jokes More Bedroom Jokes

What's his name?

A man walks into a bedroom and sees a hot, naked woman lying face-down on the bed. Q: What's his name? A: Willie Turner Q: What's name? A: Betty Will

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...