Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the New Year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!

What Do you Call a Bowler that drops his ball a lot?

Gutterfingers!

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What Do you Call a Bowler that drops his ball a lot?

Gutterfingers!

What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans

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What's the best joke you know that's kid-safe?

I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank

How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.

Times Square Jokes More Times Square Jokes

What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

36

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

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How do you impress a girl?

By growing up.

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

Pediatrician Jokes More Pediatrician Jokes

Why do pediatricians get so frustrated?

They have very little patients.

Why don't pediatricians like to wait?

Because they have little patients.

New Year Jokes More New Year Jokes

Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the New Year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

What's my New Year resolution?

Well, I just got a Hi-Def TV, so it's 1920 X 1080i.