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Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the New Year's Eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

How do you get dragon pee?

Drop your catheter bag.

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball?

The Philadelphia Beagles!

What's the most sought after ball in Biopsy Bingo?

B9

Plenty Jokes More Plenty Jokes

What do you get a body builder for Christmas?

A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.

What do you give an elephant with big feet?

Plenty of room!

Times Square Jokes More Times Square Jokes

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

36

Impress Jokes More Impress Jokes

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

Pediatrician Jokes More Pediatrician Jokes

Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the New Year's Eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

What do a Pediatrician and Podiatrist have in common?

Their patients are 2'

New Year Jokes More New Year Jokes

What's your New Year's resolution?

Mines is still 1920x1080, unfortunately.

What did one bird say to another bird on New Year's?

WOW THAT YEAR FLEW BY