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Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the New Year's Eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What do you call a waffle you drop in the desert?

San Diego San-dee-eygo sandee-eygo sandy-eggo i'll letmyselfout

What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky

Why was the Narwhal kicked off the volleyball team?

He was always spiking the ball.

Plenty Jokes More Plenty Jokes

Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the New Year's Eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

What's the best joke you know that's kid-safe?

I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank

Times Square Jokes More Times Square Jokes

What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

36

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

Impress Jokes More Impress Jokes

What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin

Pediatrician Jokes More Pediatrician Jokes

What do a Pediatrician and Podiatrist have in common?

Their patients are 2'

Why don't pediatricians like to wait?

Because they have little patients.

New Year Jokes More New Year Jokes

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

What did one bird say to another bird on New Year's?

WOW THAT YEAR FLEW BY