What do you call one chickpeas smashing another?

Hummuscide... *italics* gentleman bows

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Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chickpea?

I've never paid 50 bucks to have a garbanzo on my face.

What do you call chickpeas cooked in a waffle iron?

Fawaffle!

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When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon