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Which actor is resting in pieces?

Alan RIPman

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Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap?

He can only stick to himself.

How easy is it to get stoned in Amsterdam?

It's a piece of cake.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What does the rest of the colony call an old ant?

An antique.

What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...

Actor Jokes More Actor Jokes

Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent?

The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.