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Which actor is resting in pieces?

Alan RIPman

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Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

What do a piece of tuperware and a walrus have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

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How long does it take to reach the ground from 110 stories up?

The rest of your life.

What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces?

Rest in pieces.

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What do you call an actor who has given up civilized life and gone to live in the wilderness?

Will Feral. Edit: I tried

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.