Which actor is resting in pieces?

Alan RIPman

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What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce on its face?

Chicken Caesar salad.

What did one piece of bread say to the sad piece of bread?

Its going to be all rye.

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What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

What is Laziness?

Logical Answer It is the Art of Taking Rest Before Getting Tired.

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What actor touches every girl on set?

David Cop-a-feel

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.